Protest

1. To whine and bitch about something
2. Then participate in it fully anyway

I'm protesting this stupid game because it costs too much to play!
But look at me, I'm in the top 10 with my protest on!

by **pseudonym** March 23, 2017

process

1. Do something, (or at least pretend to).

2. Method of doing something, (or at least pretending to).

3. To chop or mix ingredients as in a food processor.

4. To compute.

If this blasted computer doesn't stop pretending to process stuff and find some process for completing the process I assigned it, I'm going to put its processor into a blender and process it but good!

by Downstrike June 9, 2004

protestacular

A spectacular protest

This magic show will be a protestacular!

by The Real Matt July 8, 2007

Procasturbation

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

Protestitute

A person who earns money by selling their services as a protester, regardless of the cause which the purchasing party is fighting for.

He was little more than a voice for hire, a soulless protestitute with no ideals of his own.

by Steff W December 9, 2008

antiwar protestor

EITHER- A person who believes that all of the world's problems cannot be solved by bombing
OR - A lazy middle class rich kid with nothing better to do, or a hippie.

Dude- Are you standing outside your school in the buff because you think it is wrong to bomb the shit out of a country that has violated no treaties and has committed no acts of aggression, on falsified evidence, killing 50,000 men women and children?
RICH KID- Nah, because all my friends are, and otherwise i'd have math.

by Gwando November 9, 2003

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005