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by Mrcool7878 May 6, 2006
Get the preant mug.1. The act of going through a Drive-Thru and then parking in the parking lot of the same place and eating with yo' friends.
2. The act of Preating
2. The act of Preating
by ghs_preaters April 3, 2009
Get the Preat mug.When a fundamentalist christian gets so angry/excited about God over the internet that they start to type in all caps. While typing in all caps, they forget to use punctuation marks except for the occasional "!!!!!." These christians have been known to spew out mass chunks of angry bullshit in huge blocks of text. They end the block(s) text with "I'LL PRAY FOR YOU" or "YOU ARE LOST YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."
Person 1: I'm really starting to doubt the story of Jesus was completely true.
Person 2: I mean come on, a virgin birth?
Fundie christian: JESUS IS REAL HE DIEDD FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD IT IS INFALLIBLE!!!! THE VIRGIN BIRRTH WAS REAL THEY FOUND HER BLOOD IN A TOMB IN ISREAL THIS COUNTRY IS BECOMING GODLESS EVERYONE IS LOST AND IS GOING TO HELL! I WILL PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU SO THAT GOD WILL TAKE YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!"
Person 2: WTH?
Person 1: lol preach-speak
Person 2: I mean come on, a virgin birth?
Fundie christian: JESUS IS REAL HE DIEDD FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD IT IS INFALLIBLE!!!! THE VIRGIN BIRRTH WAS REAL THEY FOUND HER BLOOD IN A TOMB IN ISREAL THIS COUNTRY IS BECOMING GODLESS EVERYONE IS LOST AND IS GOING TO HELL! I WILL PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU SO THAT GOD WILL TAKE YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!"
Person 2: WTH?
Person 1: lol preach-speak
by RationalEmily July 19, 2009
Get the Preach-Speak mug.A Preacher that rails against the sin of sodomy and proclaims a curse of flames coming out of the practitioners Butthole (Rectum)
Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC.
Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.
Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC.
Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.
I was watching some Pastor on YouTube and he was saying stuff like :
..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty"
And I thought to myself - sure enough He's A fire and butthole Preacher !
..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty"
And I thought to myself - sure enough He's A fire and butthole Preacher !
by Devlin Dogue May 10, 2018
Get the Fire And Butthole Preacher mug.To Preach the Flosspel: (verb) The act of motivating someone to floss (or brush) to improve their oral health. Can include dental health education and technique advice.
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
Get the Preach the Flosspel mug."If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"
by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010
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