Preposteroni

A situation of events which are so audacious, they collaborate together to form one preposterous conglomeration.

" Man, sorry were late. We had to wade through a shit ton of preposteroni to get here "

by Mr.McMunchy August 31, 2009

Premodium

When you take an immodium prior to eating a meal that you know will give you diarrhea.

Mike: Hey Joe, let's stop at Charlie's Bar and get some of those atomic hot wings.

Joe: Sounds good, although I'd better pop a premodium first, those wings tear me up.

by Whitt97 December 20, 2010

premoon

A honeymoon that takes place before the wedding.

Good thing premarital sex is acceptable today. I don't think our premoon would have been that much fun without it.

by Yossarian7 November 28, 2011

preposterior

Synonym for ridiculous booty.

M: Damn, look at the ass on that one. It's ridiculous.
J: That, my friend, is a preposterior.

by MrJelle August 6, 2017

Premoron

A moron, but before the stage of a moron.

Ha ha I'm a premoron

by MyGameIsLagging November 22, 2018

Preposterous

: very foolish or silly.

Example;
a preposterous excuse.
The whole idea is preposterous!

by toxicvic June 28, 2019

Preponement

This is the antithesis of postponement where you consciously do something ahead of when it is needed.

Today I am using preponement to get ahead of myself for no particular reason, just to clear the decks for a better tomorrow.

by Nountinence January 7, 2022