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toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.
All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services
by Nick Paradise July 1, 2011
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Praise

A beautiful lady that loves watching Netflix all day, she’s lively, loud, and a crackhead to people who really know her and to people she let in, she’s shy, awkward and quiet to people she’s uncomfortable with, she is so nice for her own good, she is indecisive asf, and loves too damn hard and too fast, if you have a praise in your life just exit this browser and go appreciate her, she is a gem!!.
Saodah: Wow, she is so beautiful and kind hearted
Estonia: well her name is praise, ain’t it ?
by JustTopsy January 13, 2022
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Slut Praise

When a promiscuous person of any gender is praised for indulging in what they love and being true to themselves.
I slut praise my best friend when they tell me about their positive, consensual, intimate endeavors.
by AntiqueHat May 7, 2021
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damn with faint praise

To imply condemnation of someone by praising them for utterly unimportant details. From Alexander Pope's Epistle to Doctor Arbuthnot (1733): "Damn with faint praise, assent with civil leer, and, without sneering, teach the rest to sneer."
Damn with faint praise:

One thing you can say for the force that invaded Iraq, at least they kept their uniforms clean.

Among statesmen of the twentieth century, Joseph Stalin truly and undeniably knew how to trim his moustache.

The Creationist propaganda movie was recorded on what were physically some of the finest rolls of film I've ever watched. As for the arguments and evidence recorded on them, well ...,

From Batman (1989):
On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.
by Fearman March 4, 2008
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Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.
Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.
by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009
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prized asshole

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"
I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.
by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011
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praire oysters

If anyone asks you if you would like some praire oysters refuse say no
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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