Praize

A synonym for "super awesome" and "Alexander"

Probably the best compliment you can give anyone! by calling them a Praize! It practically means you are a god!

The word originated from the bible. They were the first words god ever spoke, "Praize! let there be light" although Praize was later removed from the original manuscripts in the bible as they didn't know what it meant. It was later on revealed that Praize! was said in reference to the holy one who would bring a great revelation to the universe! Greater than the coming of Jesus! They said that Praize existed before god. But He is the Omega Alpha. He was born after the end of time and lived to the beginning of time when god was born. It is also rumored that god was created in the image of "Praize". Apparently "Chuck Norris" was a failed attempt at creating a human. It is noted that Praize created him in his image.

"1. That dude is a praize! pure legend!

2. Did you see him shread that guitar? He is a guitar praize

3. That girls so beautiful, She must be a praize

4. Praize Alexander! Are her boobs even real?

5. Dear Praize, are you serious?

6. You just maxed runescape? Wow, you are a Praize!

7. Hes good at getting girls but he ain't no Praize!"

Praize by Praize Alexander June 30, 2011

Rise for the prize 

To become erect for sex.

Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!

Rise for the prize by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Eyes on the prize dump 

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

Eyes on the prize dump by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

praise kink 

someone who thrives to be praised during intimacy. (psst, noises pleasures them too)

examples:
“you look so good baby”
“you feel so good baby”
“good girl”
“you like that huh?”/“you like that don’t you?”
“you look so pretty taking my d***”
“beg for it”
etc

“my girlfriend has a praise kink!”

praise kink by addyistoocool4school June 11, 2022

Praise the Sun 

1) Universal answer to questions like ‘What to do?’ when there is no other solutions left.

2) Expression of immense happiness due to success or simply expression of happiness.

3) Expression of delight and adoration.

4) Equivalent of ‘You are welcome!’ as an answer to gratitude.

5) Literally, praising of the sun.

6) Some equivalent of ‘May the Force be with you!’.

Example 1:
— How to solve all my problems?
— Praise the sun!

Example 2:
— Yay, I finally beat Ornstein and Smough without any help! Praise the sun!

Example 3:
— Chest ahead.
— Praise the sun!

Example 4:
— Thank you for help!
— Praise the sun!

Example 5:
‘Sun like a magnificent father… Praise the sun!’

Example 6:
— Tomorrow I will go to a job interview. I’m quite nervous.
— Praise the sun!

Praise the Sun by NeerPS July 10, 2016

praise kink 

When a submissive or a dominant get sexual pleasure or get off by being praised for something

The praise from his boyfriend made him harder inflamed by his praise kink.

praise kink by Fuckittyfuck April 17, 2017

play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022