pooson

when you make a little model person out of your poop

you can't make a pooson out of diarrhea

by mama March 23, 2004

poison

80's glam rocker band.

visit your local music store in archives

by christopher January 20, 2004

postonme

a weak-assed knock-off of the fantastic wall here at urban dictionary.

is postonme still around?why?

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

poison

Someone or a substance that causes problems, hurt, injury, illness, or death, especially by chemical means.

I don't talk to anybody that are considered poison.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 23, 2004

potcorn

Popcorn made with cannabis infused butter or oil.

Pothead: Hey man pass me the potcorn, I can't handle all this motivation and productivity.

by KpaBap December 2, 2011

POISON IVY

A plant from the firey pits of hell.

So I've got this poison ivy on my knees. It really kills. It itches, and after I scratch it for a good five minutes, it burns. It's kind of swelling, and it makes me want to amputate my knees.

by stupidraeface May 3, 2005

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004