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Pothead Syndrome

occurs when you smoke weed intensely, forgetting shit, PHS
After I'd been smoking weed every day for a week, I became lazy even when I wasn't high. I came down with a bad case of pothead syndrome.
by malafacha1@aol.com February 11, 2004
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pothead pouch

Any sort of case, wallet, bag, pouch or sack (commonly black, red, yellow and green) used by a pothead to carry any and all tools for smoking. These tools may include but are not limited to: a pipe, grinder, lighter, papers, blunt wrap, eye drops, gum, mouthwash, cologne, air freshener, bubbler, and of course the weed!
Person 1: "Hey man, why do you have a makeup purse in your car?"

Person 2: "Nah man, this is no purse, this is a pothead pouch..."
by nextwelker November 28, 2009
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pothead boyfriend

A boyfriend who smokes despite his girlfriends request for him to stop. Will usually choose weed over the girl any day. Most pothead boyfriends don't actually care about girlfriend and will most likely lie to her about amount of pot smoked.
nah, he's just a pothead boyfriend
by sandy61 July 31, 2011
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Pothead Syndrome

Someone who talks about everything the instant it comes into their heads.
Busy working...

8:49:54 PM CDT Jordan: there's a lot of strippers in this movie
8:50:08 PM CDT Micah Williamson: super!

6 minutes later. Busy working...

8:56:30 PM CDT Jordan: you know who jesse jane is?
8:56:38 PM CDT Micah Williamson: no
8:56:44 PM CDT Jordan: she's a pornstar
8:56:47 PM CDT Jordan: in the movie too
8:57:47 PM CDT Micah Williamson: has anyone ever told you that you have pothead syndrome?
by GroogFish April 27, 2011
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Pothead Regrets

Committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.
High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??

High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.

*Next Day*

Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.

Person A: Pothead regrets man.
by Iemea16 September 9, 2013
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Pothead flowers

Any cannabis follower or buds delivered by pothead logistics
I ordered pothead flowers, and it delivered to my doorsteps yesterday
by WillTheJedi August 5, 2024
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Pothead Valley

Place full of potheads, inbreds, and druggies
Guy: Yo, you heard about Pothead Valley.
Girl: Oh yeah that one school with the kids who smoke in the bathroom stalls lol.
by Pothead Valley November 14, 2023
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