Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.

“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Pootention

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

by Farmand March 18, 2023

Cooch Poot

Expulsion of gas via a woman's vagina, or cooch. Also referred to as a "queef"

I was about to go down on this girl when she let out a cooch poot right in my face.

by ScholarlyChap December 15, 2016

Spook Poot

When a black man names Brian farts in one area where you don't hear it, but then walks up to you smelling of shit.

Damn it Brian! You just got me with a spook poot again!

by Big Whitey Ford February 18, 2022

cooter pooter

An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.

Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.

by cpoc February 18, 2004

poostomp

Complete obliteration, stomping, owning, or raping either physically, emotionaly, or verbally.

The Ebay Jihad Squad Completely Poostomps everything in their path.
The Hebrew was hit with a verbal poostampede by the drunk.

by Romanian Republican August 4, 2006

Poosturbating

To masturbate while pooping, simple right?

Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.

by Cheatachu April 2, 2008