Fuck-Positive

A better way of saying "I'd joyfully disassemble her"
The girl in the left is so-so but her friend is absolutely fuck-positive.
by Shadowrack June 06, 2007
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Positive Confusion

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.
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Positive vigilantism

The tendency to help others in danger without hesitation, especially when bystanders tend to hesitate. In situations where others are too embarrassed or confused to intervene, someone with this tendency doesn't think twice about stepping in. It is putting oneself in harms way in public places where others tend to fail to help.
When the old man fell from his wheelchair at the traffic light, Emily was the first to rush to help before we even knew what was happening. And this is not the first time I've seen her react so fast. This is positive vigilantism in action!
by axolotyl91 April 24, 2022
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Positive Paul

1. Someone who is always optimistic and who always sees the good in things.
Dude: "Whoa! You just got mugged man!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money."
Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!"
by Snurner101 November 07, 2008
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Sniper position

The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.
I was in sniper position when I ate that coochie for matinee hours this morning
by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022
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assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
by mandingoe May 26, 2004
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long position

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor stands to gain if a particular investment instrument (stocks, bonds, gold, real estate) goes up in value. One "takes a long position" with respect to a particular item.

There are several ways of taking a long position; an obvious way to go long is to actually own the thing itself. Supposing you are taking a long position on Intel common stock (NASDAQ:INTC), here are some other ways:

* Buy a call option for INTC, especially with a strike price higher than the current spot price.

* Write a put option for INTC, committing yourself to buy more INTC stock if the price goes down over the near term

* Buy a futures contract for INTC at spot (or more).

CAVEAT LECTOR: there are many _potential_ definitions of long position; I have given the broadest one available.
MICHAEL: I want to flatten my long position on T-bills.

ANNA: I would recommend buying a covered interest swap with another major currency, like yen.
by Abu Yahya April 10, 2010
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