VENTRO-DORSAL POSITION

the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.

After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.

by weave August 22, 2003

FaZe Position

When a male tries to 360 noscope their partner with their cum.

I did the FaZe Position on Barbra.

by JesusJewishTaco_Maker March 12, 2015

The Spock Position

This is a sex position. Start by simply holding your hand out like Spock does on the show "Star Trek" then set your legs up the way your hands are placed. For those wondering what the thumb is, its the midget watching.

"I asked Candace to do the Spock Position last night and she said no."
"Well looks like you just have to dump her."
"I already paid the midget and everything"

by tiny.vivi.666 October 30, 2012

H position

when a girl bends over in between two guys and one guy gets head while the other does her from behind, which resembles an H, called the H position

Dan and Tom wanted to have the H position with morgan.

by Nina P. December 30, 2007

glory position

(n.) 1. The shittiest shift and/or job at work that a person can get stuck in. Then the douchebag boss comes along and names it the "glory position" merely to patronize you and show just how insignificant you are. 2. Plastering yourself face first into the bathroom wall with knees spread as wide as possible. This allows for deepest penetration into the glory hole.

Today the boss announced that I would be taking the Glory Position from 2AM to 12AM. I was confused as to how I would keep myself pressed against the bathroom wall for that long, but was later informed that the fucking douchebag is just putting me on the shittiest shift possible.

by Jackson Brown-eye October 25, 2006

Pythagoras Position

The Pythagoras position is where 3 people engage in oral and traditional sex while in the shape of a right triangle. One person lays on the ground and fucks one person and eats our the other person. The people on the top of the position make out. This produces a right triangle shape, hence the name, Pythagoras Position.
*note: requires one male
*note: can be done in both a vertical or horizontal position

Jane, Beth, and Billy created Pythagoras Position last night.

by Pythagoras is real May 9, 2014

browsing position

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)

dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.

by shutupproduction May 15, 2016