posh surfer

A posh surfer is someone who loves the shred lifestyle, but rocks up at the beach in a clean recent model 4x4, probably from their boyfriends parents beach house. Most of the time looks at the waves, but doesn't like to enter the water - after all its all about the Insta shot with the board.

When discussing the surfer term rad.
PS : "I suppose I'm not one for using colloquial terms"
Respondent: "Oh you're a posh surfer"

by ItWasMyBirthday July 20, 2017

posh and becks

Thick and Thin - he's really thick and she's really thin. A greasy celebrity couple who were so vacuous they named their firstborn after where it was conceived. Their younger son, Romeo, well, I lost £20 betting that it'd be called Letchworth.

"Oh bloody hell, it's Posh & Becks again. Let's ignore them and perhaps they'll go away."

by KHD October 18, 2003

Posh Twat

A person, generally a guy, who lives in Hampstead or Highgate and thinks they are a badaman, but really, are just a posh twat.

"Skeen bruv, im jammin wiv da main-dogs l8r"
"Yeh...in Hampstead?"
"Course bruv."
"Wow..you badaman."
"Init."
...What a posh twat.

by molak1 September 25, 2011

posh nosh

Nosh being a blow-job, posh nosh is when a girl gives a blow-job but only if the bloke is wearing a condom so that she doesn't get any juice in her mouth/face.

Kyle: Ahh stacies dry, she only gives posh nosh

by Kyleffjfjfjjfjf January 21, 2008

Posh Porn

Porn "unintentionally" released to the internet by a pseudo celebrity.

I can't believe that posh porn Kim kardashian released.

by Word some October 28, 2013

Posh Wank

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent

Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"

by Broseph1231 August 11, 2015

Posh-Splaining

Posh-Splaining is when a middle class or liberal class person talks about the poor or working class, usually believing they have some insight or knowledge, which always turns out to based upon effete assumptions based on self delusion. Their attitude and ideas are normally utterly aloof and condescending,but they are usually not intelligent enough to even realise this.

Posh-Splaining :- Those poor people are not very educated or intelligent and don't have a sociology degree like me, so don't understand their own lives as much as I do. They need me to think and talk for them.

by Lillburne March 14, 2017