Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.
May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.
Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.
Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
Pollock the Porcelain: verb
"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007
Get the Pollock the Porcelain mug.The act of inserting one's toe into an unsuspecting vagina to which the female quickly clinches causing the inserter to fight to get their toe back out.
How did Gabe break his toe this weekend?
He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.
I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.
I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
by Txspike October 7, 2011
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Get the poloneel productions mug.Oh nah you don’t know who Polo G is by now in 2022? I feel bad for you lemme tell you all about this man, Polo G goes by THE GOAT and is one of the best to do it in the rap industry no questions. He dropped some of his best songs like RAPSTAR, 21, Martin And Gina, Pop Out and of course Smooth Criminal etc. he dropped songs with other popular artists like Flex with Juice WRLD back in 2020 and No Return with the Kid LAROI in 2021. His most popular albums are Hall Of Fame, Hall Of Fame 2.0, Die a Legend and The Goat.
Terrence: Yo you jamming out over there what you listening too?
Micheal: I’m listening to Smooth Criminal by that GOAT Polo G, and bro I’m telling you… THIS SHIT SLAAPPPPSSS
Micheal: I’m listening to Smooth Criminal by that GOAT Polo G, and bro I’m telling you… THIS SHIT SLAAPPPPSSS
by Avatar Relief February 17, 2022
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Get the Pollon mug.The best sport is the whole god damn world, with the fittest athletes around! Played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. Sound easy? It's the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.It is alot better and harder than football.
by Bordo December 27, 2005
Get the Water Polo mug.A game usually played in swimming pools, one person is it and they try to tag other people, they can only say "Marco" or "fish out of water" (when the other people are out of the pool, if they get caught they are it), and when they say "marco" the other people that are not it have to say 'polo'. Really fun.
I was playing Marco Polo in someone's weird pool and i accidentally rammed my hand into one of those step things on the sides.
by Buttfucked September 21, 2003
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