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Pooping In Butts

Verb 1: to deal out the nastiest of all pwnage
Verb 2: to rage, engage in mayhem
Verb 3: to engage in sexual activity with a fine lady

May also be used as a statement pointing out or asserting approval of an attractive member of the opposite sex (i.e., I'd totally poop in her butt)

Other forms include but are not limited to: pooping in and around the butt area, pooping so much around the butt area that poop would have to go into the butt due simply to sheer poop volume, pooping all over one's butt, and pooping in one's butt hard (as in, giving it all you've got)
Verb 1: That's my second chopper-gunner, I'm pooping in butts
Verb 2: Dude, we were fucking poopin' in butts last night
Verb 3: I pooped in her butt last night
by SirBroDude January 19, 2010
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pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.
Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.
by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007
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pooping syndrome

where one has a longing for pooping so much they make their entire life out to be some what of a shit fest and tell everyone about how much they love to shit. They have many fecal matter smeared all over the toilet and sometimes deny that they have to poop and then laugh in front of less fortunate people that don't have to poop at the time. Many people with pooping syndrome get diagnosed by their selves in their own home. The leftover people with the pooping syndrome tend to believe that they are in fact the shit and tell everyone that until they are diagnosed by a highly skilled professional: AKA a proctologist. Many people dont relate to people with pooping syndrome because of one or more of the following facts about the people with pooping syndrome:
1. pooping syndrome people often dont wash their hands after they wipe, whether they get any fecal matter on their hands or not.
2. pooping syndrome people definitely have to poop in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndromE also plan their poops and most of them hate to poop at home unless there are a lot of people around. Most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their poop out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka THE SHART.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-poops into their mouths with their dirty hands.
by the scene queen October 22, 2009
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poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.
Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.
by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016
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air pooping

When you are too lazy to take a dump, so you carefully fart it out until you don't have to go so badly.
After seventeen hours playing World of Warcraft, Joe had to take a crap bad. But because he was on a raid, he settled for air pooping.
by Tern October 21, 2008
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pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment
i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)
by anonymous February 26, 2002
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sham-pooing

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
by papashivo April 17, 2009
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