Poodar

A heightened sensory ability to detect and avoid dog shit.

"Good job I had my poodar on, or I would've walked straight into that shit."

by Mr Kelpie September 17, 2012

Poodar

How good your aim is whilst pooing.

Man 1: Ewwww, Jenson left skid marks all down the side of the toilet.
Man 2: Sick, he has a really bad poodar.

by Shiz'nit definitions December 31, 2008

poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

by Joetron September 6, 2009

Poober

A random word that one yells out only when you become the most baked that you will ever become in your entire life.. you will be in the middle of a laugh attack and will randomly begin shouting, "POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!" and then your laugh attack will last another 3 hours.

mike: yo guess what
Josh: what
Mike: i feel like we're bein' spooked by the spooks.........
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!!!!!!!!!
Mike: ................ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.......................etc...

by jason kalvin March 29, 2010

poobags

A name for a person that is rubbish at everything. Or an expression used to describe something that is not very good.

Hi Poobags how you doing?

That's poobags.

Poobags

by Nic Walker August 23, 2005

Poonarnanannytang

A kinky threesome involving someone under 16 years of age, someone between 16 and 60, and someone over sixty. Is a combination of the three levels of poon- poonarna, poontang and poonanny.

"Shit man, did you here? There was a huge poonarnanannytang involving Damien, Ms L and Ms P

by Senoir Poonrat May 1, 2006

Poobah

A scary leader of a cult or other diabolical gathering spawned to comprimise the national security of the Untied States of America

"All hail grand Poobah! Cross the pit of coals so you may join the black serpents of doom!"
-Cult members

by Kurt April 20, 2004