Penuillotine

A special chopping device for penises.

In the French Revolution, some men were spared their head with the guillotine and their penis was subjected to the penuillotine instead!

by Vaaht August 9, 2008

Ponkiado

Spanglish for getting "punked." Getting played or done dirty by someone. Getting served.

Homie 1: "yo vato, didn't you leave your car here last night?"
Homie 2: "Fuck me, I think some bitch jacked my car!"
Homie 1: "ponkiado ese! Haha, they did you dirty! Ponkiado for

life!

Homie 1: "Heard that bith Beiber was talking shit yesterday..."
Homie1: "I put that wey on a stretcher after he called me a puto."
Homie 2: "Damn, Ponkiado for life!"

by HappyHourH December 14, 2010

poniard

A small, slim dagger, esp. one used in medieval times.

See also: dirk, stiletto

Teddy pissed off his ex-girlfriend so she stuck him with a poniard and landed him in the ER.

by BeCarefulWithSharpThings,Kids December 6, 2011

Pontificunt

A girl that talks badly about her boyfriend with vague references via facebook for the world to see
Pontificate+Cunt

Girl writes on facebook-"i wish men weren't so jealous"

Her boyfriend- what a pontificunt! Bitch is refering to our conversation last night about why her cell phone rang at 2am

by Striker02 June 21, 2012

poniphilia

Human x Pony shipping
Usually used by bronies for characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Brony1: I'd like to have some 'magic' with that Twilight right now!
Brony2: Looks like we have a serious case of poniphilia

by UrbanHawk August 29, 2012

ponkish

Being of Jewish cyber punks.

Oy, vey lets the this cyber shoa started my ponkish denizens.

by Horrorplums May 29, 2015

Pondinator

Someone who never touches themselves creating such a backlog of semen that when they do nut it's insane.

He didn't touch himself for a month, and when he finally did.. it was a pondinator.

by Hydrocanon 2727 November 14, 2016