Jiggery Poker

Is an alternative expression for slap and tickle, sex, shag, a good time, romp, fuck etc

So, did you get some good old 'jiggery poker' last night then?

by teknonutter July 19, 2005

Doe Poker

A male who is so self-concious of his penis size that he opts to use a Dildo to satisfy his lover and pass it off as the real thing. The dildo is often kept in the underpants of the male on the evening that sex is expected. When the female is ready for sex, the male says that he needs a drink of water before he starts, and proceeds downstairs where he can heat the dildo either in the microwave, or with a lighter. Doe Pokers can be identified by their dislike for oral sex and their insistence on fornicating in the dark.

I thought Brian was hung like a Black Ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a Goddamned Doe Poker!

by Meatman January 15, 2006

pener

1. penis
2. a stupid viking asshole who misspells his own name
3. one who is being difficult

Originated in 2002 at Carthage College.

Plal, quit being such a pener!

by miss grace December 2, 2004

Poker Hot

adj -A girl who is not really hot, but who plays poker and is hotter than most female poker players.

There was this hot girl at my table yesterday. Was she hot or just poker hot...

by Jay Kanabar October 18, 2007

Pokernight

Engaging in a sexual act with girl during the evening hours.

Now that I have a girlfriend, every night is pokernight

by scareyfaces March 3, 2009

Poker Slut

A poker slut is an individual that feels the need to bet excessively while playing Texas Hold 'Em or any poker game. This person will "go all the way" whenever possible, betting his/her entire stack.

Michael: Come on John, stop going all in! The game is no fun when you're being a Poker Slut.

John: But Michael, I have an unquenchable thirst for risk.

Lady Gaga: Muh Muh Muh Mah

by Jtang July 25, 2009

pinera

Another word for penis. This word's origin is incredibly mysterious, but nonetheless, it is what it is. It is said as if it were a Spanish word, although again, it is not. Well, at least not to my knowledge. Thus, it is pronounced with a soft r, NOT a hard r. Almost like a "d" sound. Anyway, yeah. pinera.

"Hey, why's your girlfriend getting so fat?"

"Dude, why do you have to be such a big pinera?"

by myketuna June 29, 2008