pillock

A British word for an Idiot or a real jerk!

For not helping me out and loosing my keys, you are a real pillock

by Dirk Patrick April 30, 2006

pillock

Person with one bollock ,now a derogatory term used to describe a generalised twat

That Chris Hodgson,he's a right pillock

by CAMRAMAN June 18, 2004

dirty polock

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she runs outside and shits in the yard. Confused the next day she yells at the neighbors dog.

That bitch is always blaming her dirty polocks on the neighbors dog.

by King Pat February 12, 2007

Poltock

To "Poltock" is to present invalid, bullshit arguments in order to win a debate and/or argument.

That idiot just poltock'd me!

by Cassandraw May 21, 2016

Pillock

An Idiot but really more of a penis, someone who does outrageously stupid things but isn't neccesarily a stupid person.

Dylan:*does something stupid*
Zoe: Dylan is a huge Pillock
Everyone: Yeah definitely.
Dylan: What even is a pillock?

by LittleWelshWoman March 14, 2020

Pollack Poop

The act of pooping so violently that the end result paints your toilet bowl creating a scene similar in fashion to a Jackson Pollack painting.

Tiffany's IBS causes her to have Pollock Poop on a regular basis.

After Mandi eats Mexican Food, she heads straight for the bathroom to create Pollack Poop.

by LouLouBell August 18, 2021

Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.

John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock

by RandyPancake November 10, 2010