Plaid Clit

Similiar to blue balls and also known as vasocongestion.
The discomfort in females when aroused but not able to orgasm which is due to the buildup of blood, ejaculatory fluids and pressure in the vulva and pelvic region.
Easily "cured" with masturation or lessened with time.

Sometimes she took so long to orgasm from oral that her boyfriend stopped and she was left with plaid clit.

by cole September 23, 2005

PLOD TURD MAN

Anagram for Donald Trump. Just sayin'...

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN

by YAWA February 13, 2020

poid

A person who carries themself with the air of a twat, or tool; a person who is a nerd

Paulito is an absolute poid

by WigzDogg September 30, 2009

Plide

Nonsense word, a combination of the words plotting and biding. To remain immobile for long periods of time, broken only by intermittent bursts of cackling.

"...He watches, plide -ing with eyes in two, the right is quick with words afew..." -The Jabberwock, Lewis Carrot

by Lynkis January 20, 2013

Poidomani

Poidomani's are sexy party animals! They know right from wrongs. Support friends very well. Eat a lot of food. Good a**'s. Addicted to hot sports guys. Usually hockey guys. Has gorgeous italian brown hair. Usually curly. Looks like the Kardashians in ways.

The Poidomani's are sexy people.

by scramblingggg January 25, 2012

Plod on

Exactly the same as "Jog on".

Stranger 1: I demand that you immediately rescind your insult of calling me a twatty Southerner.

Stranger 2: Plod on you fucking moron.

by TheNortherner September 2, 2013

Plaidstersexual

A male that is a cross between an urbanite, a metrosexual, and a hipster that wears plaid frequently.

Did you see bobs new blue plaid shirt? He is such a plaidstersexual riding his fixie around town.

by Upsidedownbiker July 25, 2015