vegetable platter

When there is an orgy of "vegetables". Scrawny men dipping their penises I'm ranch and inserting it into several women's vaginas.

Woah! That vegetable platter was so much fun last night. I can still smell the ranch!

by Willco11 October 31, 2015

boobs on a platter

Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.

Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes

by Jessiprr September 10, 2014

splatter platter

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.

Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.

by Jorge queso October 22, 2010

pu pu platter

A platter of fucking different types of shit.

Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 7, 2018

Pussy Platter

A name that you call your friend and an bunch of pussy on a platter

Whats up pussy platter

by Inside you May 8, 2019

pizookie platter

to get even more drunk than when you were getting pizookie

"damn dude, that chick wasn't just pizookie last night, she was a whole damn pizookie PLATTER!"

by Christopher Sunset February 6, 2009

Party Platter

When a woman is giving you head, you simply use her head as a tray to hold your bowl of munchies.

I was horny and hungry so I told Shelly that I wanted a Party Platter.

by Mehard June 13, 2007