Plarpen

To consume large volumes of cream, cholesterol and lipids while nepotisticly chubbening with inherited musical equipment making twerky beats for teenage rich girls!

Oh he was really plarpenning out wasn't he there old boy!

by anonymous December 19, 2022

Parsery

A Women who is used for sex, synomous to slag and slut and sket

She got passed around like a Parsery

by astlikkkkk December 27, 2022

Parsed

The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.

And then I totally parsed on her to finish. It was a good fuck.

by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024

Parse

Flippant remarks do not = (Instructions)
Vague considerations do not = (Instructions)
Calling into question whether or not something is or is not the case does = (An affirmative claim)

Hym Iam "Parse information and be a granular as possible."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2026

Horror-Plause

Deep disgust followed by applause. Reluctant but overwhelming approval.

Conan O'Brien's insensitive joke drew a horror-plause from his audience.

by Zach Getsmall March 11, 2008