Patters

A young being from the greater Shire of Moonee Valley. Often mistaken for a Gallapogas Penguin.

"Hey Patters, Oh shit its just that Gallapogas Penguin"

by Matt Erickson July 6, 2007

Pitter patter

The sound of a fart that ricochets off the ass skin.

Her farts pitter patter.

by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006

Patterson Mill Middle School

Also known as PMMS or Pmill, Patterson Mill Middle School is one of the most weirdest places ever. Filled with all types of Cliques. All of the students think that they are going to fall down the stairs because of how weak they look. People go on the elevator thinking that they are savages but secretly everyone does it. The school is big and all but the students that go there are compleatly trash. The highschoolers are all druggies that influence the middle schoolers to be the same. The HighSchool sports teams are trash, so dont be scared when your school is playing them. Most the girls are Basic White girls that think that they own the school. Every white girl also tans until they are LITERALLY BLACK. The girls there are ok but they are all cheaters. Nobody gets good grades so they dont make it into the schools they want. The Vice Princapals are trash and the guidance councelors dont help you much and are alwasys telling you to get an ice pack. The clubs are ok. But at the end of the day, all the students love eachother and we join together as Pmill

Patterson Mill Middle School

by hgcjzkujsxhkjz April 22, 2020

Patterson California

A field-workers paradise

Patterson California is a place with lots of fields surrounding it,and lots of field workers go there to work and never leave.

by richard fitzsnuggly November 9, 2011

Patterson

1. adj. -excessive use of energy on food and yelling.

2. noun -overweight, sweaty, unjocularly witty, annoying "Fatty God"

3. verb -to sweat perfusily

Stop getting so Patterson on me!

She's such a Patterson.

Yo, you're pretty Patterson right now.

by Long Island Wicked Mike December 9, 2007

pitter bread

see cunt cheeks

her pitter bread

by Mik Aylingos July 14, 2003

patterson

A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.

guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.

by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006