Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

pish stain

1. pish stain - urine stain

2. pish stained - adjective describing something with a pish stain on it (usually clothing)

1. Check that cunt wae his fucking pish stained trackies what an actual tramp.

2. dinny sit doon there there's a fucking pish stain oan it!

by pureactualbawbag June 26, 2018

Pish Breath

Someone who's breath is bad. Implying that their breath is as bad as pish (Scot; Urine)

"Aye awright pish breath, calm doon eh'

by Mish MoneyP June 17, 2016

Pished

Out of yer heed drunk; Lit, turnt, hammered, sideways etc.

Pished is the Scottish slang term for Absolutely smashed Drunk.

My folks were so pished I had to pick them up from happy hour.

by TheBecky November 12, 2021

Pish Pish

someone who came "Pish" az hame, vaghti kasio peyda mikoni ke khande ash o gerye ash az mal khodet mohem tar mishe kasi ke be khateresh mifahmi kheyli as aghayedet eshtebahan o azashun migzary ... vaghti yekio oonghadr ausheghesh mishi ke mibini kalame ei vase tosifesh nist pas baray hamin kalameye "pish pish" ro dorost mikoni

mibarish posht boom o behesh migi beyn in hame adam mn toro entekhab kardm ke nime ye khodamo bdm bht ... to pish pish mani

by SH.DT January 4, 2022

pish fussy

the vagina of a fish

"Yo Ariels boyfriend fucked her pish fussy last night and recorded it, shes so screwed"

by The Thrussy Overload January 20, 2018