carpet pilot

An Arab who flies on a magical carpet.

see towlhead

Saffiyah clapped her hands and twenty flying men appeared at her side, each well trained in the art of combat.

by Lurido February 1, 2005

Blackhawk pilot

U.S. Army rotary wing pilot, operating the smok'n hot UH-60 model helicopter. These sexy pilots are the epitome of style, class and intelligence in the Army aviation community. Known for their laid back attitudes and stylish uniforms, they are extremely effective under pressure while conducting a myriad of highly trained, kick ass missions, including MEDEVAC, Air Assault and personnel and equipment transport. Unmatched in planning, these technical and tactical geniuses will kill a plethora of trees per mission, to ensure their mission/planning packets are free of even the smallest typo or diagram error. If unsure about being in the presence of one of these barrel chested easy rider freedom fighters, one need merely ask… or wait for them to exclaim…"Hi there, I'm a pilot."

Girl in bar: "Can you believe that Blackhawk Pilot just said "hello" to me!!!"

Fixed Wing Pilot: "Wow, look at that Blackhawk Pilot walking down the flight line!"

Apache Pilot: "Hey, look at this 100 page mission packet that Blackhawk pilot just handed me for this mission. All I need is the Commo and Way Point page."

by B-Shawk UH-60 June 15, 2013

test pilot

Someone who pretends they're going to buy a car but really they just want to have fun driving it and they drive fast and carelessly because its your insurance and its your car.

For Sale: 1993 300zx Twin Turbo, HKS BOV, etc. No Test Pilots!

by STillAk July 19, 2007

jizz pilot

One who guides, or leads those frisky little fellows to the promised land. Amen

Carlos was a masterfull jizz pilot, he always hit his mark.

by lil'Bucky Sloshberg July 1, 2006

broom pilot

One of the female sex that tends stomp around the house complaining and pointing at her other half. The typical broom pilot is skilled in her maneuvers and can give Harry Potter a run for his money.

Hey man it may be a little while before I can get out of the house. The broom pilot is giving me a hard time.

by Fintastic August 25, 2013

Glory Hole Pilot

One who's takes the initiative to stick there penis through the glory hole.

I hate sucking dick so I always try to be the glory hole pilot

by Limptrickle69 August 10, 2017

starfighter pilot

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.

"They came from behind!"

by CannibalGuppy June 3, 2004