YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

Big Smoke

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

ditch pickle

A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.

I pulled a ditch pickle out of that slop at the side of the road.

by Stiverton August 7, 2016

purple pickle

a slang term used to define a long slong, dick, peepee, wanker, penis, etc. it is also used in the song faucet failure by ski mask the slumpgod.

“she wanna see my purple pickle up in the wind” -ski mask

by pUrPlEpiKle February 13, 2019

pressing pickle

Pressing your wiener against a babershop window

Yep, someone's pressing pickle down at Joes

by p0c November 10, 2016

pickle weasel

i wonder if anyone will ever look this up...??? i don't know why anyone would. i just was thinking of That 70's Show, and Kelso was saying that.

'You know what a funny word is...??? PICKEL WEASEL!'

by bloody_valentine September 3, 2003

picheeiw

When things are quicky falling into to place for you make a pair of finger guns and say picheeiw

So the old lady fell over and her purse fell in the back of my car so I just drove off, anyway long story short...turns out the lady was loaded (finger guns) picheeiw

by Rob Mercer May 1, 2007