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Phelps

1. (Verb) - The act of farting during anal sex
2. (Noun) - Fred Phelps
I was doing this chick in the ass and then all of a sudden the phelpsed on my dick. Total boner-killer.
by Im1ToThe337 September 21, 2011
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fred phelps

The head of the Westboro Baptist Church. An incredibly hateful man who runs godhatesfags.com and godhatesamerica.com. According to this incredible asshole, the GI's getting killed in Iraq are God's punishment for not persecuting homosexuals. His cult has picketted their funerals with signs like "God Hates Fags," "America Is Doomed," "Thank God for Dead Troops," "God Blew Up the Troops," "Fag Soldiers in Hell," and "Thank God for IEDs." He's a horrible example of Christianity and has a big surprise coming for him from God when he dies. He is linked to thechristian identity movement, a white-supremacist organization posing as a church.
Here are the people in Hell, according to Fred Phelps.
Matt Sheppard
Reggie White
Ronald Reagan
Martin Luther King
Corretta Scott King
Mr Rogers
All US casualties of the Iraq War
The victims of the West Virginia coal mine disaster

It should be noted that Freddie had met several times with and praised the leadership of our best buddy Saddam Hussein.
by jonzo the weasel July 30, 2006
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Phulmoid

A new shape, derived from 'cuboid'. An entirely convex shape similar to that of a rotund person with no neck. Almost impossible to represent without papier-mâché or calcined gypsum (plaster of paris).
"that man is phulmoid in shape"
by Marko January 21, 2005
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Phelps Photo Op

The act of forgetting that almost everyone that owns a phone also is carrying a camera or video camera. The act of doing something stupid or regrettable that is caught on camera.
Hey when you went to that party, I saw a Phelps Photo Op shot online.
by Habbie February 20, 2009
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pulpo

Spanish word meaning "octopus". Used as a term amongst salsa clubs in Miami to identify individuals that want to dance with every female, even if taken.
"Mira ese fuckin' pulpo, me quito la jeva!"
by dominikan May 20, 2003
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Phelps

V. The act of farting during anal sex.
anal fart anal fart
"Ewww did you smell the inside of the Westboro Baptist Church? Someone totally PHELPS(ED) in there."
by DJBATONDEDEE September 21, 2011
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Michael Phelps

the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.
Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold
by waddlingpenguinpooper March 8, 2009
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