phantom text

A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.

A texting miscarriage.

Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."

by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009

phantom jam

An office or home printer that "jams", but there is no real printer jam. A phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. The movie Office Space depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.

Printer jam? There is no printer jam! Piece of **** phantom jam!

by FrostyBB July 9, 2010

Phantom Spiker

A male who removes a clean glass from a cupboard, rubs his genitals inside then places it back in the cupboard for an unsuspecting victim to receive a spiked drink

Angela enjoyed her spiked drink while the phantom Spiker looked on

by AKJJJNDND April 28, 2014

Phantom Period

When a girl feels like she’s getting her period even when she’s not on it.

Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!

by guccibelt69 January 13, 2020

phantom blood

Part 1 of the popular anime/manga series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, considered to be ranked poorly compared to the other parts, a dog gets cooked by a soon to be gay british vampire some point before or after kissing his foster brother's girlfriend in rapey kinda way while his friends watched, poisoned his dad to steal a stone mask with a bunch of spikes that pop out of it when you put blood on it

cooked a motherfucking dog

-Dio Brando «Phantom Blood

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020

The Phantom of Formspring

Some one who leaves anonymous messages on peoples Formspring profile that are musical, romantic, or stalker-esk

Hey i rely like you but im to afraid to actually talk to you so im gunna be a total looser and anonymously post something on formspring in hopes that it may further my attempts in wooing you although clearly it cant work because you dont know who i am - The Phantom of Formspring

by The Phantom of Formspring June 13, 2010

Danny phantom

Nickelodeon Cartoon by Billion Fold Inc. Created by Butch Hartman, follows the exploits of a teenager named Danny Fenton, who has ghost powers and fights to capture ghosts that would do him and others harm.

One of Nickelodeons best shows in years.

Danny:I'm going ghost!

Villain: So. You have a battle cry?! Hilarious!

by Chaltab March 4, 2005