thotla is an acronym for That Hoe Over There Loves Anal and is appropriately used when identifying a female exhibiting proof of the white jeans theory.
It is derived from the original term thot.
It is derived from the original term thot.
Dude 1: thotla over there is down with the brown.
Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: Because thotla wearin' white jeans bro, duh.
Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: Because thotla wearin' white jeans bro, duh.
by VeryReliableSource April 19, 2016
by VeryReliableSource December 21, 2009
A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.
A texting miscarriage.
A texting miscarriage.
Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
by VeryReliableSource August 06, 2009
by veryreliablesource March 13, 2014