The online persona of someone who loves to confess his attraction and addiction to attractive women he worships or considers "sexy" which constitutes worthy as part of secret-spank-bank- collection, including editions of the sexiest selfie of the sexiest girls = complied of jpegs,gifs, mp4 files for admirers to masturbate to while imagining how good it feels to have sex with each girl.
S.A.Perv is Secret Admirer Pervert and you can tell that dude is some dude who wants to have sex with a girl so much, but is to afraid, so he beats off to girls excessively and loves to blog frequently of his naughty endeavors. He is harmless and horny. He really loves women who make him want to beg.
by TNR Entertainment - Type Ryda June 22, 2021
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Other dude: Be careful; don't let your inner perv show!
Other dude: Be careful; don't let your inner perv show!
by lolurface March 23, 2007
Get the inner perv mug.An Urban Dictionary Pervert: someone who does nothing for the Urban Dictionary other than think up horrendus, disgusting, outlandish sexual/vulgar/violent acts, just to imply that they are NOT a virgin boy and that YES, they've had LOADS and LOADS of sex!
Most UD Pervs know little or nothing about sex, have never dared to try the stupid shit they come up with and never, ever will in their real lives.
Most UD Pervs know little or nothing about sex, have never dared to try the stupid shit they come up with and never, ever will in their real lives.
by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008
Get the UD Perv mug.A guy from Port Coquitlam who enjoys the site of pre-pubescent girls a little too much. Known to stroke himself outside of elementary schools in the greater Vancouver area. Children in the area have given him the nickname "Merv the Perv" since he looks much more like a Merv than his real name of Corey ("the Perv" part of the nickname is self-explanatory).
Little girl 1: Isn't that Merv the Perv over there sitting in his car with his hand in his pants staring at us?
Little girl 2: Oh no! Tell Mr. Johnson to call the police. I think Corey is up to his old tricks again!
Little girl 1: This is PoCo...the police don't care.
Little girl 2: Oh no! Tell Mr. Johnson to call the police. I think Corey is up to his old tricks again!
Little girl 1: This is PoCo...the police don't care.
by pocowhitepower February 4, 2013
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Jim: "I'm telling your man that chick was into some freaky stuff, she begged for cleavland steamers, golden showers, and dirty sanchezes."
Todd: "I never heard of those things, in my life! What are they?"
Jim: "Just go to urbandictionary and search some definitions, broaden your urban vocabulary!"
Jake: "God, ever since you've found that site you use those words in place of actual English, you freaking urb perv."
Todd: "I never heard of those things, in my life! What are they?"
Jim: "Just go to urbandictionary and search some definitions, broaden your urban vocabulary!"
Jake: "God, ever since you've found that site you use those words in place of actual English, you freaking urb perv."
by ~HTG~ June 26, 2010
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by urjs February 19, 2019
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-noun
1. A female who constantly references sexual or perverted subject matter in formal, polite and casual conversation.
2. A female whose licentious behaviors suggest a certain inherent and distorted or impure sensuality.
Girl-Perving
-verb
1. The act of a female parading and/or exhibiting her sexuality publicly whether by physical depravities, verbal sexuality or generally overtly suggestive or socially inappropriate behavior.
2. The deviation of a female from accepted sexual practices.
Girl-Pervish
-adjective
1. to possess the attributes of a girl-perv.
Gril-Pervishly
-adverb
1. To behave in a girl-perv like manner.
-noun
1. A female who constantly references sexual or perverted subject matter in formal, polite and casual conversation.
2. A female whose licentious behaviors suggest a certain inherent and distorted or impure sensuality.
Girl-Perving
-verb
1. The act of a female parading and/or exhibiting her sexuality publicly whether by physical depravities, verbal sexuality or generally overtly suggestive or socially inappropriate behavior.
2. The deviation of a female from accepted sexual practices.
Girl-Pervish
-adjective
1. to possess the attributes of a girl-perv.
Gril-Pervishly
-adverb
1. To behave in a girl-perv like manner.
by boy-perv April 2, 2008
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