An Urban Dictionary Pervert: someone who does nothing for the Urban Dictionary other than think up horrendus, disgusting, outlandish sexual/vulgar/violent acts, just to imply that they are NOT a virgin boy and that YES, they've had LOADS and LOADS of sex!

Most UD Pervs know little or nothing about sex, have never dared to try the stupid shit they come up with and never, ever will in their real lives.
UD Perv: wanna see my "Dirty Bagel"?

Normal Person: go to hell, pervert!
by Peaseblossom85 July 18, 2006
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