manually operated percussion accelerometer

a device to apply a measured amount of force in a certain direction at the required time and direction

using a manually operated percussion accelerometer, we need to insert this steel shaft into this solid surface.

or we are going to hammer this nail into the wall!!

by jomac_uk September 28, 2008

percussion

a group in the band played by the people without musical talent who usually just sit there and talk to each other the whole class. they are the assholes who get the conductor mad all the time. annoys the hell out of the trumpets who sit right in front of them.

percussion:jabber jabber jabber
trumpet:ssh! the conductor said to be quiet!
percussion:shut up! im watchin' south park on my I-pod!

by alex that guy you know May 29, 2007

Percussion nigga

Any African American that plays any percussion instrument in the school band; the lowest form of life

That black kid who plays the drums is a percussion nigga.

by The Bars Major May 11, 2014

percussive guitar

A sub genre of fingerstyle guitar in which one uses the body of the acoustic guitar to create percussive noises, effects, and recreate drum kit sounds.

Andy McKee's song 'Drifting' caused a spike in the popularity of percussive guitar.

by EG Jones March 6, 2014

Percussionist

The buff guys whomst job is to stand in the back of the room moistening the panties of the rest of the band. This is of course when they aren't sleeping or watching Netflix behind the bass drum. Mr fitz is noticebly biased against him because he isn't mentally capable of understanding the ways of the double stroke roll like the superior percussionists are.

Fitz: it's "drag, drag, drag flam flam"
Percussionist: how would you know you never played snare
Fitz: my brother did and he's an example of why this band needs to get their act together. You guys talk way too much. The judge said we should play harder music but I'm obviously more experienced than him and I know we need to play 7th grade music again

by CatastropheCSGO April 26, 2017

Pejus

Another name for either an insult or a substitute for a curse word.

Guy: Hey, dude, you got mustard on your shirt.
Dude: Pejus!

Guy: I do not like you.
Dude: Pejus face!

by Mark Kain Williams The Third I March 5, 2010

Peruso

a retardedly good-looking member of the human race.

"Wow, is that.... A PERUSO!?!"
..."Man, did you just pee your pants again???"
...."I can't help it! I pee when I get excited!"

by ciaosonoc February 7, 2010