penile cord

Synonymous with dick, cock, and schlong. Popular in the 4th through 6th grade, before children begin to use the four letter words.

Ms. Smith can pull on my penal cord if she thinks I am going to do my homework.

by C-Note April 24, 2004

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Penile Suffocation

1) The act of shoving ones cock in the mouth of the victim causing her/him to suffocate until they die and are no longer living

2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to

If that fucking cunt doesnt shut up...im going to cock slap her then penily suffocate her to death until she dies.

by Kaaos January 11, 2005

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Related Words

Penule • penile • Penile Dementia • Pendleton • penultimate • penile fracture • Penuse • pendlebury • Penelepe • pengle

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

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pengle

To walk in the same manner as a penguin. Like waddling but with more lateral movement and shorter steps, it is a method of movement commonly employed by very fat people.

Noun: Pengling - to pengle.

Man, look at that fat bastard pengle.

by sceneboyskissboys_realboyssleepwiththem January 7, 2008

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