Pear Tree

A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.

Oh shit, she must have followed the mix-a-lot xmas mix workout tape. O dat pear tree doe!

by Ranner Fuller December 18, 2013

Pear-ish

The awesomest flavor of all time

yea well im eating a green...yea guess what it taste like? it tastes PEAR-ISH...u know why? cuz its a pear (:

by MOLLEROONIES March 17, 2009

Pear King

refering to a talented and amazing person, or someone who is very skilled in the art of pear jokes.

the pear king is a bad ass.

by Pear King October 22, 2010

Hot pear

A pear which is on fire

Oh no! There's a hot pear over there!

by Renee McYes January 6, 2016

Purple pear

A severely infected penis that is comparable to the blue waffle (see blue waffle)

Jordan had sex with Emily now he has a purple pear and can barely walk.

by Korn1989 May 3, 2013

Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

Ripe pear

A very rotund person who smells a little.

Joe: How was your flight?
Lisa: Awful! I was seated next to a ripe pear.

by Mien Kampf-the revised version September 2, 2015