pear moment

when your friend talks about cheese.

Person 1: 'yoooo i love cheese'
Person 2: 'yoooo thats actually a pear moment'

by suspicio January 9, 2022

Pear (SWBG)

Pear is one of the audience members from Shovelwares brain game. Known to disrupt the show to spit out his “critical” opinions.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.

1: hey, do you see Pear (SWBG) over there?

2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!

by The aubergine man July 12, 2023

Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.

Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull

by pearsalad December 5, 2023

pear boy

Someone who eats human testicle and testicle only

"I'm a pear boy because I love eating pear shaped testis"

by Brevijustsharted June 15, 2024

Uncle Pear

Typical italian expression to express great emotions, ranging from surprise to sadness about the news

Have you heard? Berlusconi got locked up

Oh shit president, Uncle Pear...

by FraSaid January 14, 2022

Golden Pear

A lightly tanned, but certainly not sunburned, scrotum.

Friend: Bro, why are you laying in the sun with tanning lotion on your scrotum?

Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.

by SrPickleTickle August 26, 2020

Sloppy Pear

When you have green diarrhea and you release some into your partners mouth, then while releasing the rest into the toilet your partner is giving you head while using the diarrhea as lube!!!

My diarrhea was getting hard to bear so I asked my partner to give me a sloppy pear.

by Happy Willie January 12, 2011