Padoodle

A Padoodle is a whore and or slut that wants sex from many men, but none are willing to have sex with her. Not even brownbagged.

You know that chick over there, shes a padoodle, i think its cause she wears clothes that are way to small for her ass.

by Eric Schait September 14, 2008

Mr. Paddock

A science teacher that hates everything and can’t teach for the life of him. Nothing he says makes sense. Students often get really creepy vibes from him.

Person #1: who’s your science teacher?
Person #2: Mr. Paddock.
Person #1: good luck, I nearly failed that class because of him

by Spooky.scary.skeletons October 19, 2019

Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Paydon

Paydon, one amazing guy who is always there for everyone, he has one amazing laugh, very cute one of a kind

"that guy is such a paydon"

by amazingurl! November 14, 2011

padonga

A reflection from exterior light on the TV.

watching the footy, the sun breaks through the clouds through the window and reflecting of the TV making the picture harder to see clearly. Sort out that padonga so I can watch the footy.

by Dano Pils February 25, 2004

Paedobearfish

A strange animal that can molest children on the land and in the sea. Also used as an insult.

I was taking a walk along the beach one day when a god damn fucking Paedobearfish began to rape me, I tried to run into the sea so it couldn't get me. Unfortunately it raped me in the sea aswell.

by Ginger J-Ren November 8, 2010

paedoscopes

The thick-lensed (and thick-rimmed) spectacles associated with those scary, trenchcoat wearing men who hang around playgrounds. And don't have kids.

"My, what big glasses you have!"
"Ah, you mean my paedoscopes! All the better to see you with, my dear..."

by crackotfige September 12, 2005