Quarter-Dome Patterson

A teacher who can’t make it up half dome but loves to talk about his trip there.

Quarter-dome Patterson is a great teacher!!

by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021

Benny Patterson

That nigga he got the most beautiful girl (nalee) he’s loyal, funny, smart, and NOT short and FINNEE ASH

Benny Patterson is that nigga

by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 21, 2023

Mrs patterson

Do i really need to explain? just the most beautiful woman alive. everyone loves her, especially someone named *Amelia* is extremely in love with her. meet one and you’ll instantly be in love

“you know that Mrs Patterson?” “
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”

by heyjannyjanny155 November 22, 2021

Serkan Patterson

The name of someone who made a new word to prank his friends

Serkan Patterson made a word in urBAN dictionary

by hfkdsguidaufsauojfiqw'p;dsas;f May 16, 2023

Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name

Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

emma patterson

whore

emma patterson knows she is in fact, a whore

by vanessa e June 3, 2020