patheticness

The amount of pathetic qualities a person has

My patheticness is so big its amazing

by Count big lords September 18, 2017

Pathetic

A person alone in a Friday night

Alone on a Friday night? God, you are pathetic

by Sorvetedenata December 31, 2017

pathetic ape

Phrase used to describe someone that can’t think straight, is dumb and on the same level as an ape. A low life

All you do is sit at home and play video games. Your such a pathetic ape Ethan.

by ur a crack muncher May 19, 2019

pathetic simp

1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.

friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries

by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020

patheticgay45

very cool but disrespected ducki. very good at bedwars bridge

"You disrespected Ducki. Go in the corner with patheticgay45."

by bed war oscar management January 9, 2021

pathetophobia

the fear of dying a pathetic and/or embarrassing death

boy1: whats wrong man why are you always so uptight?
boy2: sorry man i have pathetophobia i dont want to die after slipping in the shower while listening to justin beibers baby.

by mansaf god March 23, 2023

Absence Patheticism

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.

Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.

by MimiWit August 25, 2017