Parasite

An Unborn Baby Still Living In Its Mother

woman: im pregnant again...
Man: Oh, shit... is the parasite to old to have killed?

by Dann¥ June 3, 2007

Parisite

Alphin

Err parisite

by 23cn8jxin May 26, 2018

social parisite

A lazy louty lay-about who hangs around da City Of Light and mooches off everyone he meets.

If da indolent sleazeball Caldwell Merchfield was to relocate to da general vicinity of da Eiffel Tower, he would probably become a major social parisite.

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

ParasiteveLuntc

A slut who frequents the LUE Chat on AOL Instant Messanger for no fucking reason at all and gets on various screenames pretending to be the friends that she doesnt have.

Para got pregnant by a 54 year old black man.

by l33tblub0i July 8, 2003

parensite

A parent of a celebrity who lives off the money and fame of their child.

Dina Lohan, the mother of Lindsey, is a parensite.

by Thomasmcg January 8, 2009

Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017