Parched

When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.

Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Patchy the Pirate

A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.

*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022

ParchedRaptor66

best gamer alive a freak in the sheets and will clap anyone's cheeks ;)

ParchedRaptor66 can clap my cheeks

by Troy6969 October 31, 2022

Parcheesi

A formal apology; depending on context, can be used as "apologize," "apology," etc.

"My Grandfather just died."
"My sincerest parcheesies"

by Cheesi November 14, 2022

Patchy Brown

When the rest of it is shaved but there is still a small brown patch on top. Looks smart. Like a distinguished gentle lady.

You know I like it when there's a lil' bit of hair on it... I like Patchy Brown... a smart lookin' pussy... it's gotta look smart down there don't it?

by Sir Ham of the Wallet November 19, 2022

Parched

Being exceedingly eager to get something, and thus licking the arse of your manager to achieve something.

Often a place in the starting line up if you are Cédric Soares.

The Japanese fans clearing up after their emphatic world cup victory was parched.
Cedric Soares will often try to get in the starting line up through his parched behaviour to Mikel Arteta

by cenglish December 3, 2022

parchour

Used to make fun of someone for thinking they're doing parkour,
mispelling parkour on purpose.

I jumped over a 4-inch waterpit.
They call me the parchour god.

by KukSuger992 March 30, 2023