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pandemic puppy

A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy

- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
by WendyMilan April 7, 2021
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Pandemial

You all know X,Y,Z, Millennials or Baby Boomers.
Pandemials are Group of Generations who lived through Pandemic with new rules of life, managed to keep sanity - have very stable emotional and social interaction with their families and community and didn't get affected by isolation.
Young or any middle - age ones whose school, jobs and or relationships are affected by new rules and roles of pandemic.
Do they have subclasses ? Consider yourself one?
Hey Dude this neighbor, Doctor of mine is true Pandemial. Working 18 hours a day - one day off in 20 days and still go fishing with his son. Everyone loves him.

Hey Just'n , our xPrez was truly not Pandemial, after all this new-life started he caused drama, start talking crazy stuff so they even closed his soc media. He went truly nuts. Real NO-Pandemial. How's yours?
Did you see the guys from 2nd floor recently, yeahTom ? - he is still cool - real Pandemial , lost job, 24/7 at home , kids learning online and family still strong. I saw him playing chess with his dad in park the other day. Must have strong nerves and focus for that. he is just waiting all this cr to pass. ...Teaching his kids to wash mask -regularly, not to smell their own bad breath next day. Lol
by IvanS April 9, 2021
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Pandemic Purgatory

When countries are caught between the desire to open up their borders to lure tourists to their shores and the fear of triggering new waves of infections.
Singapore finds itself in a pandemic purgatory situation: Should it allow thousands of migrant workers back to revive its comatose construction industry, or should it wait until the infection rates in the countries where these workers come from to head south?
by MathPlus March 21, 2022
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Post Pandemic Clarity

When the news tells you the pandemic is over and states start to remove all mandates and restrictions and you realize that the crazy guy on the corner telling you about vaccine passports, mandates, and boosters 6 months before they actually happened, was right the whole time.

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Pandemic Clarity makes you feel like you just nutted and you look at your reflection in your phone and think about how gross and wrong you are. It is the feeling you get when you can think logically again, like you are snapped out of a trance.
Johnny Boy: Hey man, I just wanted to apologize to you. I had Post Pandemic Clarity after reading the CDC is relaxing mask mandates across the board and states and companies are starting to drop COVID restrictions. It turns out you were right about most of what went down during the pandemic.

Palo: It's okay Johnny Boy. We all make mistakes and better yet, we can learn from them. The next time there is a huge event, take a step back, think logically, don't take everything the media says as truth, and question everything.
by ShreddShredderton March 1, 2022
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Gande Pande

Describes, the cutest horse in the whole world
omg that horse is such a gande pande!!!
by ####ladybits May 7, 2022
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Cat Pandering

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."
Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.
by montypark October 10, 2009
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pandarexic

someone who frequently goes to mall food courts and will eat none other than panda express.

more specifically orange chicken.

usually weighs in at about the 175 - 300lb. range
wow, all these pandarexic rednecks need to ditch their orange chicken and get some REAL asian food.
by theshitforreal April 11, 2009
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