Planking is where an idiot with a low IQ lies horizontally with their arms by their sides across an object or ground like a fucking dumbass.
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The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.
by Zerotrousers June 6, 2011
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Get the planking mug.The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
Get the Failure to plan is planning to fail! mug.When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.
The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.
Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.
Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"
Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
by Rook-docter June 9, 2011
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Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.
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