poodle fucker

Madonna

pop star madonna fucks a poodle in her book SEX

She also has posed erotically with poodles on several other occassions.

Madonna is a poodle fucker.

by antiskank December 7, 2003

pooter parrot

The act of pooting on anothers shoulder leaving an odor that perches on their shoulder as if it were a parrot. Usually done to an unsuspecting co-worker while he is sitting in his desk chair.

::Marco creeps up to James' shoulder while he is sitting in his chair::
Marco: POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
James: aww dude!!! that pooter parrot is gonna be NOO GOOD!
Marco: haha yeah, enjoy it you piratey bitch!
::Marco runs back to his chair giggling::
Pooter Parrot: squak!!

by MakoSama September 10, 2008

Pooter Hood

A fat girl's lowest fat roll, closest to the pooter, aka twat, pussy, ill na na, etc.

Don't be shy, lift up that pooter hood, theys some good pussy under there!

by Sistahray September 25, 2008

barf poodle

to barf uncontrollably, often on other people.

"yo mang, you played the barf poodle last night!"

by Jim Henson July 1, 2006

The Pooter

The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.

Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!

by The World Famous Pooter January 13, 2009

poodle faker

noun
U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).

A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.

Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.

Joe Leon is a poodle faker.

by cian January 23, 2004

poodle smacked

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.

"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"

by LB2011 December 16, 2008