Kanye Pest

(con-yay pest) n. 1. An arrogant self-assertive person. 2. Braggart. 3. A clean-cut selfish rapper. 4. A rapper that says that they are underground-underground-underground, but really they are just another narcissistic dickhead.

"Yo yo, hey girls, hey beautiful, hey baby, you really got to check it with these new beats I just laid down in my private studio basement with Killer B of the High Sea, and Dj Bling from Miami. He's the best there ever was."

"Amanda, don't even look at him and maybe Kanye Pest will think we're deaf or something. Let's go get a mocha."

Kanye Pest by k voorhees September 19, 2009

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pessimist

pessimists are the happiest people

optimists are always getting their hopes up, setting high goals, but when they undoubtedly fail, they just have that mouch more to be depressed about. pessimists on the other hand always anticipate the worst and never set their goals high, that way when they fail they have less to be depressed about. as an added bonus, if a pessimists sets their goals low and actually achieves or surpasses them, they will be even happier

bob is an optimist and he hopes to get a 90% on the test
bill is a pessimists and doubts if he'll even pass the test
both bob and bill get a 70% on the test, which makes bob sad because he missed his goal by 20%, bill on the other hand is exstatic because not only did he pass, but he got a B-.

pessimist by pb foot April 6, 2010