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round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014
Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017
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Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015
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Pastry

Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry
“OMG he’s such a pastry”

I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”
by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019
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pastry game

A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry
"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."
by Jack Hofferman April 3, 2015
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pastry

pastry is a beautiful man whom i fell in love with in the early weeks of 2021 and the love continued to grow during the few consistent months which we spoke. he’s a fearful man who puts family before everyone and he never hurt me. however, he did break my heart when he went to a dbe concert without me. i will marry pastry and i’m keeping this so i can show him where we’re married with kids and a few cats. he’s a cat lover and he’s good with kids and he loves me. he’s tall, beautiful and pakistani and he kinda sounds like he has a throat infection but i love it. nobody can replace a pastry, get one now.
“i miss pastry”
“pastry come back
by miloandmae April 13, 2023
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Pastry

When someone is being super flaky but their so sweet you can’t help but forgive them
“Urrg I hate him so much, he’s such a pastry. Like I wanna dump him but he’s just so sweet”
by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019
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French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok
by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019
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