Zombie Pastry

Zombie Pastry is a nickname for Twisted Cosmo from Dandy's World

"Hey is that Zombie Pastry (Twisted Cosmo)"

by Palmpuff February 6, 2025

Pastry

Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry

“OMG he’s such a pastry”

“ I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”

by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019

morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.

Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.

"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."

by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003

Pastry ghost

When you white as fuck

Damn you are a pastry ghost looking motherf******

by mrmhr July 2, 2015

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

tasty pastry

when a chick is a 10. or someone you wanna fuck.

yo that chicks a tasty pastry, i wanna get that. tasty pastry r us.

by mikeymicmo March 9, 2007