white guy: whatsup ma nigga
black guy: what the fuck u say bruh
white guy: its cool bruh i have the n pass
black guy: its cool bruh
black guy: what the fuck u say bruh
white guy: its cool bruh i have the n pass
black guy: its cool bruh
by bhbhh May 29, 2016
Get the n passmug. by chrismusaf June 19, 2004
Get the kitchen passmug. Generally anything above any grade above a 90 or an "A"
- Depending on the person (or more likely their immigrant parents) this "pass" threshold will vary anywhwere from a 90 to a 95.
This standard, is by no means exclusive to those of Asian descent. It is understood that most Asian parents expect their kids to go to Harvard, or MIT, or Violin prodigy school; therefore, failing by normal standards, a 69 or lower, in most cases will get an Asian killed by their parents... or permanently disowned... Whichever is worse.
So we refer to this ridiculous system of grading as Asian pass.
-Not to be confused with a similar *standard that is often used by that annoying pretentious kid everyone hates who complains about getting a 92 on a test.
*these people usually don't actually have a standard and just like to complain about their "crappy" grade just to make others feel inferior.
People with "Asian standards" will suffer some form of consequence ranging from a hour long scold fest to loss of scholarships or somthing like that; thus, their dissatisfaction is quite legitamate.
- Depending on the person (or more likely their immigrant parents) this "pass" threshold will vary anywhwere from a 90 to a 95.
This standard, is by no means exclusive to those of Asian descent. It is understood that most Asian parents expect their kids to go to Harvard, or MIT, or Violin prodigy school; therefore, failing by normal standards, a 69 or lower, in most cases will get an Asian killed by their parents... or permanently disowned... Whichever is worse.
So we refer to this ridiculous system of grading as Asian pass.
-Not to be confused with a similar *standard that is often used by that annoying pretentious kid everyone hates who complains about getting a 92 on a test.
*these people usually don't actually have a standard and just like to complain about their "crappy" grade just to make others feel inferior.
People with "Asian standards" will suffer some form of consequence ranging from a hour long scold fest to loss of scholarships or somthing like that; thus, their dissatisfaction is quite legitamate.
Kevin Chou: Ah shit, this sucks.
Mark Nelson: What didya get, bro?
Kevin: 89
Mark: That's not bad at all.
Kevin: Nah, man. You don't understand. If my parents see this, I'll get beaten with a bamboo stick!
Mark: ORLY?
Kevin: Dude, Asian pass is serious buisness. I'm a dead man walking.
Mark Nelson: What didya get, bro?
Kevin: 89
Mark: That's not bad at all.
Kevin: Nah, man. You don't understand. If my parents see this, I'll get beaten with a bamboo stick!
Mark: ORLY?
Kevin: Dude, Asian pass is serious buisness. I'm a dead man walking.
by An Amazin' Azn October 1, 2010
Get the Asian Passmug. Would you like to experiment fisting with me? It could be an exotic first for the both of us and solidify our monogamy. Her reply was swift, “hard pass!”
by Willis 1452 March 30, 2019
Get the Hard passmug. When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010
Get the Pass Interferencemug. A legendary image containing a picture of Morgan Freeman. It allows a viewer to continue No Nut November after nutting once. When used, it restores the pre-fap accumulated powers of No Nut November to the user. This pass is consumed upon use and cannot be used again until November of the following year.
Matt: Did you fail No Nut November, dude?
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.
by DeadlyPinecone333 November 4, 2018
Get the freeman's passmug. Superior to the they don’t fall pass. Gru Pass can counter any attack as well as extra terrestrial attacks. Gru is said by scientists to be the most powerful thing in the universe. The Gru Pass has an automated reverse feature that lets the Gru Pass reverse any negative comments. The Gru Pass is not visible, due to its powerful like feature, therefore the Gru Pass is always with you.
They don’t fall pass members- Hey dude, your trash at basketball.
Gru Pass members- I have the Gru Pass anything you say or do is automatically reversed on to you so nah bitch your trash at basketball.
Gru Pass members- I have the Gru Pass anything you say or do is automatically reversed on to you so nah bitch your trash at basketball.
by Gobb1 June 19, 2019
Get the Gru Passmug.