care package

When you're in prison and you receive a package from home it's called a care package.

I just got a care package from my baby momma.

by thesanitycruzer May 17, 2011

nickel package

The 5 DB's who host The Pat's Webcast
The funniest Nickel Package in the NFL

Amy: Did you hear what the nickel package said today?
Sam: Yeah i cant belive those DB's are paied for that.

by AmyBlock April 16, 2008

the total package

A man who excels in everything. He is smart, successful, good-looking, athletic, has a good sense of humor, great in bed, etc.

Brad is a lawyer and a rock star. I want to be him. He's the Total Package.

by be rad December 24, 2007

stimulus package

When a new restaurant or store, especially a well-known one that didn't previously have any outlets nearby, opens and is always busy.

- "Bro, have you been to the new Five Guys yet?"

- "No dude, every time I walk by the line is out the door. It's basically a stimulus package!!"

by TheOriginalJZ May 6, 2011

gift package

When you stuff your balls into the condom with your dick.

I was so drunk last night I gave the girl from the bar the gift package.

by Dick weasel August 11, 2017

waiting for a package

the horrible time period of shipping to delivery when you order something online. You feel distraught and confused and normally have a panic attack thinking your item has been lost in transit.

"Oh my god dude, I've been waiting for a package since last week! I hope it isn't lost."

by IzzyC. January 16, 2019

Gainesville care package

When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.

My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭

by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021