NoBooty

To be Single. Alone.

Person 1- You gotta Girlfriend ?

Person 2- I have NoBooty. I am a Single Pringle.

by PattyB. April 10, 2015

Nobody asked you

Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?

Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.

by NotTheIdentityThief August 13, 2018

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you

Instagram user #1 : Wow guess what urban dictionary says about my name

Andy Tate : don't care,
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

by Normalboi November 23, 2021

Nobody here but us chickens

The result you got when you looked up "loli" in an r34 site. Shame on you.

Bob: Hey I was on a hentai site and when I tried looking something up it keeps saying "Nobody here but us chickens" but I didn't have any tags blacklisted.

Moderator: You probably looked up lolis. You sick fuck.

by Sclaraidus December 5, 2020

Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.

Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.

by GM123 November 14, 2014

tomorrows nobody

One that create machines and play desert crisis. They often either solve or create problems, and can be Jewish, Greek or a Bitch.

Eric is Jewish.

by TheBenMan June 21, 2003

State Nobody Cares About

A state that doesn't matter at all, like Illinois.

Cody, "Hey man want to go to Illinois?"

Normal Person, "Hell no man, that's a State Nobody Cares About."

by boom roasted, sucka December 24, 2010