when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.
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Guy: 'Hi Liam! What takeout ya want?'
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While giving someone a full Nelson you simultaneously shove their face in shit and fuck them from behind
by Mewrinkledink November 21, 2016
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by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021
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2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".
3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".
3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"
Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"
Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"
Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
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by jesus_is_my_homeboy May 3, 2006
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Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.
Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.
Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.
Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.
Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.
by LordNelson October 29, 2012
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