Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

Primark Newport

Primark in Newport is the shittiest Primark I've ever been in. It's super outdated and super small. They should open a bigger, more modern unit at Friars Walk.

I went to Primark Newport today, it was SHITE!!!!! There you go Urban Dictionary seeing as you want a definition of the word.

by Everyday Everything January 21, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

newporting

Using ones rucksack to knock another friend out of the way whilst initiating in a group conversation.

“I’m sick of alex newporting me”
“Careful, don’t Newport me”

by T Powell May 9, 2018

Newport Hiils

The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.

Matt: WOW look they spelled newport hills, Newport hiils

Justin: oh that's clever

by Fun matt June 29, 2009

NEWPORT

NEWPORT is an acronym for Niggez Either Workin Pimpin Or Runnin Things

What is NEWPORT an acronym for?

by BeBunk May 15, 2020

Newport

The act of using a Menthol VapoRub as a sexual lubricant without disclosing to the recipient.

Man, i gave that bitch a Newport!

by anonymous February 7, 2025