necessary bullshit

The total and utter nonsense that you yourself don't believe, but will appease your college/university professors in an essay.

Dude, that passage on new age hyperrealism is the necessary bullshit I need to ace that English essay!

by Nuju April 27, 2010

nemesis main

A killer in Dead By Daylight who runs at you like Officer Earl whenever he sees an unhook notification.

Person A: “HOLY SHIT IT’S OFFICER EARL”
Person B: “No, that’s just a nemesis main

by YuiMain#286 October 23, 2023

te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo

i need you on top of my body;
often said before hot steamy sex

jake- "te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo!!"

summer- "ay, chico!!!!"

by hoebagger April 2, 2008

Neesha

Name of Russian origin meaning “pure” and Sanskrit origin meaning “confident”

She always believes in herself; she’s such a Neesha

by MIchelleTub October 9, 2021

necessary

Everything in the past, including war was necessary, because it existed. This does not mean to say that it is necessary now or in the future.

People started to realize the basic game center could move to life support instead of death support and it was now necessary to work for only 6 hours per year instead of the current 2,000, to support war mongers.

by fred ressler January 15, 2008

Nemesis Prime

Dom Prime cologne

Nemesis Prime: I am Prime

Optimus Prime: no your not I'm prime

by wyats November 7, 2021

the not-necessarily-religious

The perfect religion for those who aren't sure if they really believe in a god, but don't want to risk the big red one. Based on being as good as you can be, but not going over the top and showing up the others, the religion of the not-necessarily-religious doesn't believe in rules as such, at least not written ones. Therefore there are no commandments, but believers are asked to be nice to people and to really try and not steal things or kill people, if they can really help it. Attendance at a church is by no means compulsory, or even advised, but a number of popular pilgrimages exist, such as the centre of the civilised world, Home Bargains.

"Hey Josh, wanna come pray to God with me and my good buddies?"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006