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neuron jacking

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.
"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "
by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016
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Necrobabe

Nec*ro*babe (neck-ro-bay-b)

-noun

1. Female actress in low budget film who meets her death scantily clad or partially nude.
2. Female who like to role play being dead.
3. Female who likes to dress up as a corpse at parties.
“Dude, did you see Lady Gaga in her latest video?” “Yeah, when she fell of the balcony and landed on the ground? She’s a total Necrobabe.”
by Vrem July 6, 2010
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Necrodeer

Deer that has bizarre compulsion to leap out of the woods after an individual has met an untimely end in the wilderness, to have its way with the deceased's corpse.
After the goat killed the man hiking on the side of the mountain, the recovery team had to ward off the necrodeer before they could return the man's body to his family.

Careful going out hiking at night, one slip and you could end up having a visit from necrodeer.
by jokerX1584 October 20, 2010
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NeuroticFish

A German Industrial One-Man-Band founded by Sascha Mario "NeuroticFish" Klein. He's somewhat of an underground celebrity in the underground goth and rave scenes.
"Music for a Paranormal Life" by NeuroticFish is an awesome song.
by Jason Swindler September 18, 2008
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Necrobeastaphiliac

A person who has sex with dead animals.
Dude Renees a total Necrobeastaphiliac, she had sex with my dead cat, Milo.
by Weezels September 14, 2004
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Necrobeastiality

The fetish of loving to have sex with dead animals. Necrophile+beastiality.
Guy 1: Dude, that guys humping a dead deer
Guy 2: Necrobeastiality alert!
by superTac0 January 29, 2010
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Neuropiathabergast

The relieved feeling experienced when someone really annoying signs-out of an IM program; such as MSN Messenger, AIM, IRC, etc.
"The euphoric feeling of neuropitathabergast set in when Kayla logged off MSN"
by Mako January 22, 2005
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