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Nipple Cold

Weather so cold that it makes your nipples hard.
by jcooke91 December 25, 2010
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Nipple Fish

(Pygocentrus Nippleri) The Pink Bellied Piranha, a.k.a. the Nipple Fish, is native to the Amazon River and remote regions of the southern tip of the continent of South America as well as Southern Central America.

The Nipple Fish is known as the nipple fish for two reasons, namely for attacking and latching onto the nipples of nearby mammals that enter the water and for the pink "nipple-esque" color of their underbellies.
"Those Nipple Fish are some nasty little fuckers. They'll latch on and wont let go unless you kill them."

"Tom was drowned by a group of Nipple Fish. Be careful, if you see a piranha, you better hope its a red bellied piranha. They'll just kill you.
Pink bellies- now they'll take you down slow. Starting with the nipples."
by phileeope January 1, 2014
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nipple timber

When you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.
Paco: Damn Maximo, I got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?
by Erectnipples123 June 6, 2016
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Nipple Chips

When you damage one or both nipples to the point that it will completely scab over. Then carefully peel the scab, making sure not to break it, if it does happen to fall apart you will have to restart the whole process. Now you have a chip in the shape of your nipple that you an now enjoy as a snack.
"Bro, what did you do all summer?"
"Just sat in my room playing video games and eating nipple chips"
by TealGame August 9, 2016
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Nipple Nap

Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap
by BaconBlue January 27, 2023
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Coniferus Nipplepuffin

A medical condition where the nipples puff out due to enlarged breast buds.
OMG look at my nipples! Must be a case of coniferus nipplepuffin.
by iexist89 February 26, 2010
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Meerkat Nipples

When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.
When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.
by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017
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